Out of the mouth of Michael

Some of you know Michael, so you'll enjoy these clips from today.
I've got Michael and Sarah grocery shopping with me. I strapped Sarah to me in her baby carrier and Michael was sitting in the seat of the shopping cart. I'm pushing the cart down an isle and Sarah burps and I say to her, "don't spit up, I don't have anything with me to wipe it up." First Michael says he'll help her close her mouth, but I didn't think that was a good idea. So I can see he's looking around and thinking then says, "You can use my shirt!" and holds the bottom out with both hands.

I've just put Sarah in her crib for bed, Michael is climbing on Jacob's buck and we're waiting for Jacob to come in for scriptures and story. Michael asks, "Do doctors have toilets?" I was really curious where this was going, so I say, "Why would doctor's need toilets?" Michael: "For when the baby is born." Me: "You don't want the baby to be born into a toilet." Michael: "Then, do you poop the baby out in THE BED!?!"

The kids are in bed and Steven and I are watching The Office on the laptop in our room. I guess the boys could here us laughing and wanted to listen too. We paused the show and Steven says, "IS somebody in my room?" Michael and Jacob: "No." Steven: "Go back to your room." Jacob: "We are in our room." Steven: "Close the door." Michael: "Okay...click" Steven looks at me and says, "Did he just say click?"