Steven's Recent Poem

There once was a man named Shoe,
who ate only spinach and poo.

So nut and corn crunch,
and spinach with punch
were all that he ever did chew.

But what does a man who eats spinach and poo,
poo out HIS stinky ol' bum?

I'll tell you in truth,
still staying aloof,
that he poos only cabbage and rum.

Yes cabbage and rum
come out of his bum
when he sits on his toilet at night.

At first he was sad
but then he felt glad
when a vision awoke him one night.

For he saw in a dream
that a topical cream
could put an end to his terrible plight.

But alas, its not so
and this really did blow,
cause it seemed he was stuck his whole life.

So what do you do
with a man who eats poo
and poos only cabbage and rum?

You do nothing I guess
cause his house is a mess,
and no one takes food from a bum.